Snarky Tom's Rants, Raves and Ruminations

He stood outside the restaurant. Away from the window. Far from the door. He knew the emotion he was feeling was hate. He knew he had to do something. Those bitches must pay , he thought. He walked back to his 2006 Chevy Express Cargo Van. Slinking toward his home on wheels, a plan began to formulate in his mind. He knew what he would do. Killing them would be too good for them , he thought. I'll get them where they live. Their money and happiness. Thirty years ago... Those damn ugly, horrible bitchy girls, thought Tolly. I don't need them. I don't want them. As Tolly reached the end of the park, a man stood near a windowless Chevy van. He looked up at the man that stood by the van. Tolly thought he recognized him. "Dad!" He exclaimed. Tolly Sr. left his wife and son several years ago. Tolly hadn't seen his dad in three years. "What are you doing here?" Tolly wiped his eyes embarrassed of his tears. "What do you say there, boy?...

Day 27: "Conversely, write about something that’s kicking ass right now." It's almost over I can see the light at the end of the tunnel...or is that the light that I hear Zelda Rubinstein telling me to walk into?  Anyway.  What is kicking ass right now?  I don't know what that means.  I like to think that the weather is, but it's been too wet and too cool for this time of year.  I like to think my cat is kicking ass, but he's not feeling well.  I don't know what's wrong with him now.  He was fine this morning.  I get back home this evening and I see two very soupy looking poops in his litter box.  And he turned his nose up at both his Greenies treats and his dinner.  What fresh hell is ahead?  I like to think that my time off from work kicks ass...well, it sort of does.  I am on a 3 day weekend.  On Monday, a buddy and me are going to the Phillies-Mets Businessman's special.  That sort of kicks ass, but I don't k...

Day 2 of the 30 day writing challenge: "Write something that someone told you about yourself that you will never forget". This one is a difficult assignment because generally I don't pay too much attention to what people tell me. Most of the times it's usually criticism or complaints. "Why are you looking at me?" "You're creeping me out!" "Stop touching me." "Quit looking in my bedroom window." The usual stuff. We can rule out things said before, during and after coitus. We know in the heat of passion things are said that aren't sincere. "Is that all there is?" "Stop touching me." "Are you ready to start? You already finished?" "Hey mister, that's $50 bucks in advance." All kidding aside for this is a serious subject matter. What you say to someone could result in misery or phobias for that rest of their life. I won't dwell on what my parents have ...