Bartender! Can't I Just Get A Dirty Drink?

Sex on the Beach.
It looks like a Tequila Sunrise.

Bartenders, Barmaids, Servers, Waitresses and Booze Slingers. Call 'em what you will. They have an interesting job and have to learn an arsenal of drinks. Me, I stick to beer, but there is an array of alcoholic beverages with names that, no doubt, someone sat up all night (possibly while intoxicated) dreaming up these names. For instance:

Slippery Nipple -  is a layered cocktail shooter invented by Asra Arif of Queens most commonly composed of Baileys Irish Cream and Sambuca. When prepared properly, the ingredients remain in two distinct visible layers due to the relative densities of the ingredients. [Wikipedia]

Sex on the Beach - is a cocktail that has many variations. The first type is made from vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice, and cranberry juice. This is an International Bartenders Association Official Cocktail. The second type is made from vodka, Chambord, Midori Melon Liqueur, pineapple juice, and cranberry juice. This type is listed in the Mr. Boston Official Bartender's Guide. The drink is built over ice in a highball glass and garnished with orange slice. Sometimes they are mixed in smaller amounts and served as a shooter.  [Wikipedia] There are several versions of this drink. For instance, Sex on an Arizona Beach, Sex on the Pool Table, Oral Sex on the Beach, etc. You get it.

Wet Pussy - is both a cocktail and a shot. Both with different recipes. The cocktail is made with a combination of Raspberry Liqueur Irish Cream, Cream, Milk and served in a Tumbler. It is a sweet, creamy cocktail that I'm sure you will love, if you carry a purse. The shot is made with Peach Schnapps, Vodka, Cranberry Juice and a dash of Lime juice. This is the most popular version. Like most of these drinks, they have variations usually designed by an inventive bartender or customer. Sort of like James Bond with his shaken and not stirred Martinis.

Here are some more dirty named popular bar and club drinks. I found these and about a hundred others on the website, Drink Lab. Learn several of these and you can easily embarrass your bartender and/or your date. However, keep in mind, most of these drinks are real Girly drinks. So. Man-up and drink beer or hard liquor straight. However, if the idea is to attract the feminine crowd, might I suggest having a dirty drink party. Advertise to your social media friends that you're having a Slippery Dick Party. All are welcome. Now that'll get some attention, possibly from the police or the religious right.

Drink up!

Pink Pantie Pulldown - Vodka over ice in a highball glass. Add lemonade. followed by Sprite. and serve.

New York Motherfucker 2 - 1 oz of each of these: Vodka, Tequila, Rum, Gin, Triple Sec, Sours and Almond Liqueur. Mix all ingredients over ice in a collins glass. Pour into a shaker and give one brisk shake. Pour back into collins glass. Garnish with a lemon. Serve. (And pray you can keep it down. That's a lot of liquor.)

Fuck you 2 - 14 oz Cola, 1 oz Jagermeister Herbal Liqueur and 1 oz Bourbon Whiskey. Fill a Collins glass or pint glass half-way with Coca-cola. Add the Jack Daniel`s Tennessee Whiskey and Jagermeister. Add the rest of the Coke. and serve. (I have a story about Jack Daniels and why I will never drink it again. I'll have to check if I had Blogged that story. It's a good one. Ah, youth!)

Sex on Acid - is a shot or shooter. It's made up from these:  1 oz Herbal Liqueur (probably Jagermeister), 1/2 oz Melon Liqueur, 1/2 oz Raspberry Liqueur, 1/2 oz Apple Juice and 1/4 oz Cranberry Juice. Shake ingredients with ice. Strain. Serve as a shooter.

Sour Pussy - 1-1/2 oz Peach Liqueur, 2 oz Sours and a Splash of Lemon Juice. Mix over ice.

Rotten Pussy - 1 oz Melon Liqueur, 1/2 oz Almond Liqueur, 1/2  oz Peach Liqueur, 1/2 oz Coconut Rum, a Splash of Sours and a Splash of Apple Juice. Shake all ingredients and serve as a shot. (This just sounds nasty.)

Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker - 1/3 oz Tequila, 1/3 oz Bourbon Whiskey and 1/3 oz Peach Liqueur. Pour into shot glass starting with Tequila. Followed by Jack Daniels and finally Southern (Peach liqueur). Shoot it. (I want to be there when someone orders this bad boy. First, to see the look on the bartender's face and second, see if the drinker is still standing after he throws down this one ounce of pure hell-fire.)

Blowjob -   1/2 oz Licorice Liqueur and 1/2 oz Irish Cream. Irish Cream on top. A one ounce shooter that I think probably would taste like shit. I imagine this drink is supposed to taste like the product from the act it is named after. AND I DON'T WANT TO FIND OUT OR COMPARE!!!! (There is a drink called The Cumshot. I didn't add it here because after reading the ingredients, I became nauseated.)

Slippery Dick -  1-1/2 oz Butterscotch Schnapps, 2 oz Irish Cream and 3 to 4 oz Half-and-half. Pour over ice in 10-12 oz. rocks/old-fashioned glass. This sounds like a sweet drink. I can't imagine anyone but a lady (or a gay man) ordering this drink and only if she's/he's trying to draw attention to herself/himself. "Oh, Bartender, can you give a large Slippery Dick?" Yep. I can see the heads turn now.

Brass Monkey - 1/2 oz Rum, 1/2 oz Vodka and 4 oz Orange Juice. Toss the Rum and Vodka together and stir gently. Pour in the orange juice. and shake well. Pour over ice in a highball or tall glass. (Both then name and drink seem tame compared to these others. I'm not sure why it was even on this website's list. Oh well. Maybe it has a nasty connotation that I'm not familiar with.)

I'm meeting with my cousins this weekend for a cousins BBQ-pool party. And we tend to be drinkers. I can't say we'll be concocting any of these, but you can never tell with my family. Have a wonderful end of summer bash, y'all. TTFN.