I know I have been away. I've been BUSY! I took a six month hiatus from writing, but I'm back...sort of. I want to make this a short little rant about the gouge-iness of tickets. Any tickets. All tickets, but in particular this week, Super Bowl Tickets. See below.
I have marked three locations which would be suitable to watch an indoor sporting event without any discomfort. I prefer second level mid-field, but decided to pick two places that are popular and the third place was to prove a point.
If you noticed the circled seating area that is available for purchase for the Sunday, February 4th, 2018 Super Bowl game between the Cheating Patriots and the Wonderful Eagles (Can you guess for who I am a fan?), It's noted as a awful deal. At $7,245 per seat, you bet your a$$ it's a bad deal. Of course, it's the first of a price gouging trifecta. I noted the other two with a square and a triangle. Also, I failed to mention that it costs nearly $15,000 for two people for these shite seats. That clown is out of his ferking mind.
For the three pointed feller, you only have to sacrifice two to three month's rent, or the kid's orthodontics, but you get a great end zone seat. You might even get on TV. It could be yours all for the price is right. Your guess, $1,000. No? $2,000? Getting warmer. $3,788 per seat. Now, if you were to take your spouse, if he/she likes football, that is, or your BFF Football buddy, that comes to a little over $7.500. So, about 6 months rent and forget that pricey Charter School, the kids are going to public school.
You can get the square for an affordable(?), great deal of $12,000. Yes, you read that correctly. 12 Forking Thousand Dollars. $24,000 for two. For a 4 hour event. Yes, it only comes around once a year. And yes, your team (my team) is in it and hasn't been in it for a dozen years. But think about spending that coin, and your team loses. WTF? Of course, it is our time. We will prevail and stomp the crap out of Brady and the Pats. However, what a shiitake way to piss away enough money that you could take the family to Jamaica, Mexico and the UK for three weeks. I'd rather watch it on my 60" HD TV. (Hint: Which is exactly where I will be Sunday evening.)
So, to all you jackholes who are paying those prices to watch a game in a boring, crappy city in Minnesota (I can say that because I visited Minneapolis several years ago and was not that impressed. The Mall of America was cool, but it isn't in Minne-hapless.) and to the Mother Forkers who think they should pay for their new car, kid's college tuition or a vacation to Jamaica, Mexico and the UK for three weeks on the sale of one or two game tickets, shame on you, shame, shame, shame on you. Oh, and Go Frank yourself, you greedy bastages.
Like I said, short, but not so sweet. Man, I hate American Greed-ism. Ferking Donald Trump is to blame, somehow. I like to say, I'm back, baby, but I can't. I'm BUSY. But hope to deal some trash in 2018. I'm going to get political up in here. Something I swore I wouldn't do, but I fibbed. No Russians were involved in my fib. No politicians were harmed. Dammit! I'll try harder next time. TTFN, amigos.
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| U.S. Bank Stadium Seating Chart...(You'll need a bank loan to purchase seats here) |
If you noticed the circled seating area that is available for purchase for the Sunday, February 4th, 2018 Super Bowl game between the Cheating Patriots and the Wonderful Eagles (Can you guess for who I am a fan?), It's noted as a awful deal. At $7,245 per seat, you bet your a$$ it's a bad deal. Of course, it's the first of a price gouging trifecta. I noted the other two with a square and a triangle. Also, I failed to mention that it costs nearly $15,000 for two people for these shite seats. That clown is out of his ferking mind.
For the three pointed feller, you only have to sacrifice two to three month's rent, or the kid's orthodontics, but you get a great end zone seat. You might even get on TV. It could be yours all for the price is right. Your guess, $1,000. No? $2,000? Getting warmer. $3,788 per seat. Now, if you were to take your spouse, if he/she likes football, that is, or your BFF Football buddy, that comes to a little over $7.500. So, about 6 months rent and forget that pricey Charter School, the kids are going to public school.
You can get the square for an affordable(?), great deal of $12,000. Yes, you read that correctly. 12 Forking Thousand Dollars. $24,000 for two. For a 4 hour event. Yes, it only comes around once a year. And yes, your team (my team) is in it and hasn't been in it for a dozen years. But think about spending that coin, and your team loses. WTF? Of course, it is our time. We will prevail and stomp the crap out of Brady and the Pats. However, what a shiitake way to piss away enough money that you could take the family to Jamaica, Mexico and the UK for three weeks. I'd rather watch it on my 60" HD TV. (Hint: Which is exactly where I will be Sunday evening.)
So, to all you jackholes who are paying those prices to watch a game in a boring, crappy city in Minnesota (I can say that because I visited Minneapolis several years ago and was not that impressed. The Mall of America was cool, but it isn't in Minne-hapless.) and to the Mother Forkers who think they should pay for their new car, kid's college tuition or a vacation to Jamaica, Mexico and the UK for three weeks on the sale of one or two game tickets, shame on you, shame, shame, shame on you. Oh, and Go Frank yourself, you greedy bastages.
Like I said, short, but not so sweet. Man, I hate American Greed-ism. Ferking Donald Trump is to blame, somehow. I like to say, I'm back, baby, but I can't. I'm BUSY. But hope to deal some trash in 2018. I'm going to get political up in here. Something I swore I wouldn't do, but I fibbed. No Russians were involved in my fib. No politicians were harmed. Dammit! I'll try harder next time. TTFN, amigos.
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