What You Think Looks Good On You, Doesn't!

I'm writing this for a former co-worker who had to deal with not one but two visual atrocities. The first being a fat guy in a Speedo at his gym. The second, at same gym, some old guy parading around naked as the day he was born. He's no prude. I'm no prude. Most of the people we know are not prudes. However, we all have common sense and a sense of decorum. No one wants to see your junk,buddy!!! Or your fat and flabby gut hanging over and covering your junk leaving the impression that you're not wearing anything. It's disgusting. Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but for fux sake, a blind person would find your appearance disgusting. Don't get me wrong. I'm not a hater or a body shamer. Large or overweight people can look beautiful in the correctly fitting clothes and swimwear.

Proper etiquette in a gym is to keep your stuff covered. We only want to see parading naked bodies if they're female and physically fit and attractive. Don't misunderstand me. I like me a little fat girl, but don't bring me a whale. Again, I beg forgiveness if I'm offending you, but I want to see your fat, flabby, cellulite nakedness as much as every young, fit and attractive person wants to see my nakedness. Mmmm...that would be, NEVER!!!! No one wants to see either. I've covered my mirrors in my house just so I don't accidentally catch myself naked. I shower with my eyes closed. Am I making my point? And I don't think my body is that disgusting. Just a little. I'm nearly 60. Give me a break. Haters!

Unless you have a medical condition that prevents you from wearing clothing or more clothing, keep it covered and wear sensible swimwear. Bikinis and skimpy banana hammocks are meant for people who can bring the meat and mean it. I don't mean FAT. I mean, MEAT. You know what I mean. Don't look down, because you don't have what it takes. Which is why I wear very baggy swim gear that covers me up to my neck. Now here are some very disturbing photographs posted to the internet. View them at your own risk and preferable an hour after you've eaten. Follow the dots.