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Pick-up Lines

From the time I discovered girls (and women) at age 11, I've always wondered what approach would be the best to meet or get close to them. "Hi, how are you?" seems lame and ineffective.  Also, do you really care how she is?  You are trying to score a hook-up.  I've researched the internet, watched TV and thought long and hard on the subject.  I have come up with this list.  Most of these most likely will get your face slapped and on a rare occasion, laid.  I've listed these in no particular order or preference.  I found them entertaining and hopefully you will too.
  1. "Hi, there, have you met, Ted." [Insert your friends name] (Barney from How I Met Your Mother)
  2. If I told you that you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
  3. You know you have the greenest eyes I've ever seen. [Insert the correct eye color].
  4. Is it hot in here?  Or is it just you?
  5. If you got the time, I've got the place.
  6. "Did it hurt? (Pause) When you fell from heaven?" (AT&T Network Commercial)
  7. "Reggie Hammond.  Capricorn." [Use your name and horoscope sign] (48 Hours - Eddie Murphy)
  8. What's a nice girl like you doing in a dump like this?
  9. My magic watch says you're not wearing underwear. Her: Well I am. You: Oh...it must be an hour fast.
  10. Are you Jamaican?  Cuz Jamaican me crazy!
I found a website that has a ton of these. Well, 101 funny ones. Here are a few that I found funny, interesting and a bit bizarre.
  1. Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.
  2. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  3. Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
  4. Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?
  5. What’s your sign?
  6. Can I have fries with that shake!
  7. You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
  8. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
  9. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
  10. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
And now for some creepy ones.  Also found on the internet after a Google search for Dirty Pick Up Lines.
  1. Nice legs, when do they open?
  2. Do you work for UPS, because I just saw you checking out my package.
  3. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
  4. I have Skittles in my mouth. Wanna taste the rainbow??
  5. What do you like for breakfast?  Should I call you or just nudge you?
  6. Those boobs look very heavy... can I hold them for you?
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